Seattle-based Discovery Institute, a conservative Christian "think-tank," announced a new slogan today at a news conference.
"We are very proud of our new slogan," announced Discover Institute spokesman J. D. Harbinger. "It was developed through painstaking trial and error, during a process fraught with extreme difficulty. We worked closely with Discovery Institute Associate Dennis Jones, and it's to him we owe our endless appreciation for helping us to sum up so blithely and incisively the totality of Discovery Institute's mission."
"Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen… our new slogan: SCIENCE DOES NOT TAKE PEOPLES WORD FOR ANYTHING!!!!!"
The Discovery Institute is a leading proponent and originator of the controversial political movement "Intelligent Design," which proposes that evolution was and is guided by extraterrestrials.
The new slogan will appear on coloring books and other propaganda materials.